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I can't stop buying guitars.
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How do I quit?
LEX
Andrew J
06-11-2009, 09:19 AM
Get yourself a wife.
dcwave
06-11-2009, 09:35 AM
I have the same problem... I have a 12 string on layaway. My wife wants to know why I need so many. I keep telling her they are like eating potato chips - you can't just stop with one!
How do I quit?
LEX
Open your eyes and actually look at what you are buying. Man, you got some ugly ass guitars there, son.
The Ibanez is nice though.
paulwr
06-11-2009, 12:23 PM
............ the less than beautiful guitars are still cheaper than a pretty wife. Knock yourself out!
Sound Drifter
06-11-2009, 02:12 PM
I have the same problem... I have a 12 string on layaway. My wife wants to know why I need so many. I keep telling her they are like eating potato chips - you can't just stop with one!
:icon_lol:
My friends say that to me when they look at my equipment racks and microphone selection.:icon_redface:
Open your eyes and actually look at what you are buying. Man, you got some ugly ass guitars there, son.
The Ibanez is nice though.
Depends on who is looking. I suppose you have a Fender Jaguar. Ugly ass guitar.
Most of the Gibsons are ugly ass too.
Wife! Been there done that. Not worth it. It is kind of like taking a pile of money, putting gas on it and lighting it on fire.
Then as it burns, she asks why you did that but wants you to burn more.
LEX
............ the less than beautiful guitars are still cheaper than a pretty wife. Knock yourself out!
Yep! It is alot cheaper to have 4 girlfriends/booty calls than a wife.
Get bored with one, there is another. But you can always go back to the 1st one.
Paint the town with your wang! LOL!
LEX
The Guru
06-11-2009, 04:18 PM
Listen to Rico Suave, over here. :rotfl: :098: :iconyfcys3: :D
Depends on who is looking.
1. Are you trying to say that "Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder"?
I suppose you have a Fender Jaguar. Ugly ass guitar.
See #1 above. No, I don't own a Jaguar...
Most of the Gibsons are ugly ass too.
See #1 above...no, I don't own a Gibson, either.
I do have an Ibanez RG42FM, however.
Then as it burns, she asks why you did that but wants you to burn more.
I have a 12-string Carlo Robelli that is slated for my next campfire. I'd be more than happy to help you burn some of those axes...
:rotfl:
foxysounds
06-11-2009, 07:44 PM
How do I quit?
If you're busy playing them then you can't be busy buying more :icon_lol: (YHPM).
Simon
Softy
06-12-2009, 11:16 AM
For whatever it's worth, I think you should do whatever you want, including buying a bunch of guitars. Guitar beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So get whatever ones you like. I've always had a tendency to buy more guitars than what would make sense from a budget point of view. But I like guitars. I get a lot of pleasure from owning guitars. I've built electric guitars as therapy. And I really like Jaguars (and Jazzmasters) as well as Gibsons. I've owned lots of Gibsons from their custom shop, Fenders from theirs, as well as weirder ones from Mosrite, etc.
As long as you are smart about buying them (get good deals, etc.), you can always get most, all or more than your money back out of guitars. That's obviously not true of wives. But on the other hand, A good wife can be the best thing in one's life. The problem most guys make in that regard is choosing the wrong one. Consider what she looks like, to be less important than who she is, in terms of hooking up with a soul mate.
A good wife can be the best thing in one's life. The problem most guys make in that regard is choosing the wrong one. Consider what she looks like, to be less important than who she is, in terms of hooking up with a soul mate.
This is great advice. Almost all guys choose women for their looks.
dcwave
06-12-2009, 04:55 PM
I chose my wife because she carried a gun and was a good "wing-man" in a fight. That and she had a pair of legs that were smokin hot!
I chose my wife because she carried a gun and was a good "wing-man" in a fight. That and she had a pair of legs that were smokin hot!
Well, as a young lad, I spent some time in your neck of the woods...Ogden to be precise. Had sex with every woman I met. Oh yeah, those were the days.
The Guru
06-12-2009, 06:28 PM
Had sex with every woman I met. Oh yeah, those were the days.
Funny, I thought Holodecks weren't invented for a few hundred years yet. :eusa_think::rotfl:
This is great advice. Almost all guys choose women for their looks.
Almost...
This is great advice. Almost all guys choose women for their looks.
Almost
SOUL, they do have it, I think...:icon_eek3:
Sound Drifter
06-12-2009, 06:57 PM
I've dated the gammot of chickies. Looks have a lot to do with viagra.
Softy
06-13-2009, 12:28 PM
Almost
SOUL, they do have it, I think...:icon_eek3:
Some of them do, I'd say, but in the majority of cases it would have an inverse correlation to hotness. There's a happy medium somewhere, depending on the people involved. But the coefficient of happiness is proportional to the degree of compatibility (soul mate), as opposed to hotness, especially as time goes on.
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